Tim Stoker (
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YET ANOTHER PSL AU POST BECAUSE WE ARE MONSTERS.
LITERALLY.
Kinda the premise.
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secreteary
2020-12-22 02:34 am (UTC)
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[
Martin snorts loudly and straightens, heading back to the carp that's gently frying on the stove.
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I think Teletubbies give worse nightmares, honestly. Not comparable.
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kayakking
2020-12-22 11:30 am (UTC)
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So you can say [
He points with the long ladle, for necessary emphasis.
] that she lost the face off.
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curriculum_fictae
2020-12-22 10:03 pm (UTC)
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I'm one pun away from baking you instead.
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secreteary
2020-12-22 11:14 pm (UTC)
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Martin, snickering:
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I'll get the pan ready.
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kayakking
2020-12-23 12:10 am (UTC)
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[
Now the ladle swishes through the air in a dramatic gesture.
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Oh, as if
mere fire
will defeat me.
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curriculum_fictae
2020-12-23 11:07 am (UTC)
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Fine. Freezer it is then.
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kayakking
2020-12-23 02:49 pm (UTC)
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What if we don't look for better ways to destroy Tim for his clearly amazing wordplay?
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curriculum_fictae
2020-12-23 05:48 pm (UTC)
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Only if you get me a drink, please. We'll have dinner done soon.
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eyediot
2020-12-24 10:25 pm (UTC)
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[Jon has been watching this, chin on his hand and unimpressed by Tim's entire display.]
I cannot believe after this long, we can still devolve to
puns
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curriculum_fictae
2020-12-25 12:36 am (UTC)
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Puns are inevitable, Jon.
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kayakking
2020-12-25 02:15 pm (UTC)
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And a higher form of wordplay, prove me wrong.
[
Not knowing how much of the wine in the bottle is for the pot as it slowly heats through... Tim is, in his infinite mercy, getting an entirely different brand from the cupboard to pour out.
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secreteary
2020-12-28 12:28 am (UTC)
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Is there even a point in arguing with you?
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I think Teletubbies give worse nightmares, honestly. Not comparable.
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I'll get the pan ready.
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Oh, as if mere fire will defeat me.
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I cannot believe after this long, we can still devolve to puns.
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[Not knowing how much of the wine in the bottle is for the pot as it slowly heats through... Tim is, in his infinite mercy, getting an entirely different brand from the cupboard to pour out.]
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