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[kayakking]

YET ANOTHER PSL AU POST BECAUSE WE ARE MONSTERS.



LITERALLY.


Kinda the premise.

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PRESENTS!!!!!!!

[secreteary]

for Jon

[secreteary]

[Jon, Martin is approaching you on Christmas day with a small stack of presents, smiling shyly and a little flushed.]

M-Merry Christmas, Jon.

[eyediot]

[He sees more than one gift walking to him and aaahhhh???? He looks really nervous, with his small package.]

Merry Christmas, Martin...

[secreteary]

[oh, seeing the present warms Martin considerably: he's in sharper focus and much brighter color within moments, beaming.]

Is that for me?

[eyediot]

Y-yes. I. Got something for you.

[It feels so meager compared to Martin's pile. The more he holds it, the floppier it looks.]

[secreteary]

[but Jon, look at how he's blushing and beaming and his jumper is now a bright blue and his curly hair now its full deep red. he's so happy! you did that!

you get a kiss for that, Jon; Martin's chest constricting with joy before he goes and sits on the sofa, places the presents down, and smiles at Jon expectantly.]

[eyediot]

[AH a kiss! He will gladly take it and follow him to sit.

He passes the floppy package over to him.]

Here.

for Algric

[secreteary]

[Martin approaches his older self with a small smile, a glass of mulled wine, and an envelope present.]

Your turn.

[curriculum_fictae]

[ Algric blinks at that, somehow startled? He gapes at the envelope present for a moment. ]

F-for - for me? Really?

[secreteary]

[a small laugh.]

Yeah, of course. Why not you?

[curriculum_fictae]

I - well - isn't it a bit self serving, getting gifts for each other?

[ As if he doesn't also have a small box tucked away for Martin under the tree. ]

[secreteary]

Well- I mean, sure, I thought about that, but it wouldn't feel fair to not do it, either.

[curriculum_fictae]

[ He laughs a little. ]

I suppose so. And I got you something as well, so.

[ He opens the present, mindful not to tear anything unnecessarily. ]

TIM AT LAST

[secreteary]

[TIM LOOK LOOK you get a BIG box from Martin, who's positively glowing with excitement when he holds it out.]

Happy Christmas!

[kayakking]

[LIKE EVERY ONE OF THESE IDIOTS, was actually not expecting.... It's a bright, delighted shock.]

Martin, you absolute sneak. When did you...?

[secreteary]

Don't underestimate me, Tim. I have my ways.

[kayakking]

[He takes the box carefully, a little heft. It's a bit childish, but he can't help but try to guess.]

So NOT a puppy...

[secreteary]

Bit cruel to put a puppy in a box with no holes.

[kayakking]

Hence the immediate rule out.

Hmmm...

[He lifts it this way, then that...]

Way too light for cloths. Ah, I am too impatient.

[UNWRAPPING]

jonah for everyone

[eyediot]

[Jonah wasn't entirely in a position to go buying much, but he has a couple very small packages wrapped. One for the whole group, and one for Tim specifically.]

[curriculum_fictae]

Oh? What's that?

[eyediot]

Something I think you all should have.

[curriculum_fictae]

Can I open it?

[secreteary]

Very mysterious. What if we all open it together?

[kayakking]

Somebody better start. Or I'm going to open it asymmetrically or some shit like that.