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Tim Stoker (
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09:43 am
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YET ANOTHER PSL AU POST BECAUSE WE ARE MONSTERS.
LITERALLY.
Kinda the premise.
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kayakking
2020-12-25 02:19 pm (UTC)
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... You know, I DID actually think you were a ghost. Proper haunting and all that.
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curriculum_fictae
2020-12-25 02:19 pm (UTC)
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You mean when Jon first brought you over to see if he was crazy or not?
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kayakking
2020-12-25 02:22 pm (UTC)
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Yeah. That bit.
Probably not the most stress free of times there.
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curriculum_fictae
2020-12-25 02:23 pm (UTC)
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W-well. No. With everything going on at the Institute, and all. And then here was Jon acting weirder than usual on top of that.
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kayakking
2020-12-25 02:27 pm (UTC)
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NNnnnnope! I absolutely assumed he'd DEDUCED the mystery. Didn't actually connect shit. And we were going to go into accusation round two of this terrible game of Cry Wolf.
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curriculum_fictae
2020-12-25 02:29 pm (UTC)
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[ Algric chokes out a laugh at that. ]
Oh - oh god.
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kayakking
2020-12-25 02:34 pm (UTC)
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Picture it. He's been on a nasty tear all week. Being a verbal snapping turtle any moment he's not metaphorically hiding under bedsheets with a torch-
And suddenly. One day he comes in
in a good mood.
Jonathan "thinks a lumpy pile of file cases is a good spying spot" Sims thanked Martin and asked how his day was.
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curriculum_fictae
2020-12-25 02:38 pm (UTC)
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[ Another laugh, quieter this time. ]
I'm surprised you didn't actively try to tie him up until you figured out what was wrong.
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kayakking
2020-12-25 02:41 pm (UTC)
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Right. With all of the rope I keep innocently at my desk.
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Did have zipties, now that I think about it...
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curriculum_fictae
2020-12-25 02:42 pm (UTC)
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Of course you did.
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kayakking
2020-12-25 02:48 pm (UTC)
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Look
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Okay, I'll mostly just say it was overkill. Frankly, some parcel twine would have held him no problem.
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curriculum_fictae
2020-12-25 02:49 pm (UTC)
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[ A snicker. ]
Yes it would. I swear he'd just go limp if you bound him with a set of gummy worms.
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kayakking
2020-12-25 02:56 pm (UTC)
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I will do nothing of the sort. Nothing he can chew his way free will be employed in this good old fashioned peer review.
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curriculum_fictae
2020-12-25 02:56 pm (UTC)
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Of course not. Perish the thought.
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kayakking
2020-12-27 02:59 pm (UTC)
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[
His best Jon voice. It's not very good.
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We have
standards
in this Institute, I would thank everyone for holding to them.
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Probably not the most stress free of times there.
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Oh - oh god.
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And suddenly. One day he comes in in a good mood.
Jonathan "thinks a lumpy pile of file cases is a good spying spot" Sims thanked Martin and asked how his day was.
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I'm surprised you didn't actively try to tie him up until you figured out what was wrong.
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...
Did have zipties, now that I think about it...
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Okay, I'll mostly just say it was overkill. Frankly, some parcel twine would have held him no problem.
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Yes it would. I swear he'd just go limp if you bound him with a set of gummy worms.
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We have standards in this Institute, I would thank everyone for holding to them.