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Tim Stoker ([personal profile] kayakking) wrote2020-12-21 09:43 am

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YET ANOTHER PSL AU POST BECAUSE WE ARE MONSTERS.



LITERALLY.


Kinda the premise.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
M-mmm. Yeah.

[depressed Martin is depressed.]

It's just. It's. So unfair. I hope I get to punch Elias in his stupid...smug face.
eyediot: (if I could stop myself I would)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I think we're taking numbers for turns on that to be honest.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[there's a moment of quiet, and then Martin snorts.]

We should string him up like a pinata.
eyediot: (how long can we stay?)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
By the neck.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. [Martin nods sagely.] Take turns with a cricket bat.
eyediot: (I'm gonna be the man who comes back home)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
As long as we don't do it blindfolded.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. Why would we give him the chance that we'd miss?
eyediot: (though I know I love you)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Sporting chance, maybe. Then again he never gave us one.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[darkly, bitterly:] No, he didn't.

[a beat.]

I wonder what falls out if we break him open.
eyediot: (like a stained glass window)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Probably more eyes.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[he couldn't exactly say why, but Martin laughs.]

Maybe those chocolate balls with foil to look like eyes, if we're lucky.
eyediot: (artful dodger easy does it)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
When are we ever that lucky.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Good point, but maybe just this once-
eyediot: (when I'm workin)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to hope so.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't we all?

[something catches the light; something he's been trying to avoid because of the coiling sensation in his gut. but he smiles.]

...I haven't congratulated you yet. So...congratulations.
eyediot: (s5; through hell for you)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He blinks at him confused. Congratulations....?

Oh.

He looks down at the ring, his everything going a bit soft.]


Thank you...
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Do you both have one?
eyediot: (In the deep city streets in the summer o)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
No, he. [Sigh. It's all fond though.] He only got mine and his own on layaway.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, if he'd asked me-

[Martin shuts his mouth suddenly, and his expression goes dark.]

Now that I don't have to pay for a home, I...have some extra.
eyediot: (I tell myself that everything is great)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
...That's sweet of you Martin. You don't have to, I have a few ideas.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to. Consider it a gift?
eyediot: (if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
...Let's talk to Algric about it?
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Alright.

[smiling softly, Martin places a reassuring hand at Jonah's elbow.]

...I'm happy for you.
eyediot: (swim out to where you were floating)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
...Thank you, Martin.

Give your Jon some time. He'll come around too.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I-

[HOW DARE YOU JONAH. catching him off-guard like that. Martin nearly dies on the spot.]

It's okay, I, ah. I-it's early days, and I'm not- I don't. Erm. Expect...anything like that...

[but he wants it]

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