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Tim Stoker ([personal profile] kayakking) wrote2020-12-21 09:43 am

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YET ANOTHER PSL AU POST BECAUSE WE ARE MONSTERS.



LITERALLY.


Kinda the premise.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-28 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ hm. how to put this. ]

Is it... A-are you--? How do you feel about being here?
eyediot: proclaimers - "500 miles" (when I wake up)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I... Honestly, I wasn't sure at first. But. I'm glad to be here now.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Good. This should be as much of a celebration of you being here as much as the holiday.
eyediot: (s5; through hell for you)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
...Only if it's celebrating myself and Algric.
secreteary: (pic#14379183)

[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
I was going to say- Y-yeah, of course. It's wonderful to have you all here.

[he looks around at the others and smiles warmly.]

It's not...typical, but this household is...good.
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eyediot: (but my memory could not be saved)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[He follows that look, taking in everyone... happy. Relatively safe. Alive together.]

Yes... Yes, it is. I'm glad we're all here.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Martin spins his hot chocolate in his hands slowly, taking a huge, lukewarm gulp.]

If...

[a nervous clearing of the throat.]

If there was nothing left for us to worry about...what would you do? What would you like to do?
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eyediot: (s5; and they hunt you and they gut you)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[He blinks once at that.]

...I don't know. I've never given it any thought.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. Somehow I didn't think so. But you and Algric can stay and be happy, so...it's worth considering. Talking it over with him.
eyediot: (and to change what was real)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
We've been talking about a couple things here and there, but so much of it is hinging on dispatching Elias.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
That's why I said "if".

[ugh.]

I wish I could say "when". Don't want to be too optimistic. But...with the five of us, I'm sure we'll manage something.
eyediot: (that it's me who was to blame)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
...We'll figure something out. [For Martin and Jon of course.]

I only worry about the immediate problems.
eyediot: (I'm gonna be the man who goes along with)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Like Jon putting his eyes out, stopping Elias, stopping the Entities if we can...
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
M-mmm. Yeah.

[depressed Martin is depressed.]

It's just. It's. So unfair. I hope I get to punch Elias in his stupid...smug face.
eyediot: (if I could stop myself I would)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I think we're taking numbers for turns on that to be honest.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[there's a moment of quiet, and then Martin snorts.]

We should string him up like a pinata.
eyediot: (how long can we stay?)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
By the neck.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. [Martin nods sagely.] Take turns with a cricket bat.
eyediot: (I'm gonna be the man who comes back home)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
As long as we don't do it blindfolded.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. Why would we give him the chance that we'd miss?
eyediot: (though I know I love you)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Sporting chance, maybe. Then again he never gave us one.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[darkly, bitterly:] No, he didn't.

[a beat.]

I wonder what falls out if we break him open.
eyediot: (like a stained glass window)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-30 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Probably more eyes.
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[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-30 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[he couldn't exactly say why, but Martin laughs.]

Maybe those chocolate balls with foil to look like eyes, if we're lucky.

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