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Tim Stoker ([personal profile] kayakking) wrote2020-12-21 09:43 am

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YET ANOTHER PSL AU POST BECAUSE WE ARE MONSTERS.



LITERALLY.


Kinda the premise.
eyediot: (s5; but that just reminds me how)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-23 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well... No.

[Eye and all.]
secreteary: (pic#14232700)

[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-23 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. [ yeah, whoops. ]

I know a couple of poorly kept secrets of yours.

[ he leans in, and whispers dramatically: ]

For example, I happen to know...that you're adorable.
eyediot: (my name was called by a last call spill)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-23 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He leans in but-]

I'm not.
secreteary: (pic#14232721)

[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-23 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
You are. I have it on good authority. From multiple sources, even.
eyediot: (and the blackout killed me)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-23 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
You're biased and Tim enjoys any chance to see me squirm.
secreteary: (pic#14458695)

[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-23 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
So? I'm going to say it as many times as I have to for you to accept it.
eyediot: (s5; and bring you back to me)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-23 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
This is emotional warfare, I hope you realize.
secreteary: (pic#14232685)

[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-23 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ shrugs, grinning. ]

It's for a good cause, I think.
eyediot: (s5; beneath the black)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-23 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure.

Just remember I can always return the favor.
secreteary: (pic#14232691)

[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-23 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ spider senses tingling ]

O-oh?
eyediot: (s5; there's more to be found)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-23 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I know you, Martin.
secreteary: (pic#14379183)

[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-23 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
N-now, see, that's not fair, I only have the noblest of intentions...
eyediot: (s5; :3)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-23 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
A likely story, Mr. Blackwood.
secreteary: (pic#14232692)

[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-23 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ well!!! ]

If you keep this up, Mr. Sims, there will be no present for you. I will rescind your right to it.
eyediot: (I'm gonna be the man who's lonely withou)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-23 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
What-

Why do I have presents?
secreteary: (pic#14232720)

[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-23 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
...It's Christmas?
eyediot: (s5; but that just reminds me how)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-23 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
...R-right. Of course.

[Sloooow exhale.]

Sorry, I'm still... getting used to being here. I wasn't expecting anything.
secreteary: (pic#14232724)

[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-23 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ there's a little sadness behind Martin's smile, but it's mostly soft and fond as he places one hand over Jonah's, still holding his mug. ]

You're wanted and you're loved, Jonah. Of course you're getting presents.
eyediot: (I'm gonna be the man who's workin hard f)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-23 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
...All right.

[It's all he can muster to that. It's such an honest, sincere declaration. He can't argue it.]
secreteary: (pic#14180215)

[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-23 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ gently: ]

I could give you one now, if you'd like.
eyediot: I hate it SPECIFICALLY because it gets stuck in my head (well I know I'm gonna be)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-23 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I- Isn't it customary to wait? I'm all right with waiting.
secreteary: (pic#14232284)

[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-23 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, but you've got more than one, so...no harm in just doing one early.
eyediot: (s5; bottle well or barrel?)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-23 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
It's all right, I can wait. I don't mind.
secreteary: (pic#14244506)

[personal profile] secreteary 2020-12-23 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ for a tiny fraction of a second, Martin looks a little put out. he smooths it away easily enough ]

Christmas Eve, then.

[ he leans against Jonah only enough to be comfortably and affectionately shoulder to shoulder. ]

We're all glad you're here. I'm really happy that you're here.
eyediot: (s5; and they hunt you and they gut you)

[personal profile] eyediot 2020-12-24 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's still getting used to Tim being so affectionate, let alone two Martins. He lets him lean in to that shoulder.]

I'm-- Thank you.

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