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[kayakking]

YET ANOTHER PSL AU POST BECAUSE WE ARE MONSTERS.



LITERALLY.


Kinda the premise.

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narrator: this is called 'foreshadowing'

[eyediot]

I suppose so. And I'll be glad until it eventually does happen.

sure is

[secreteary]

Don't lie; you'll be happy for it, too.

[eyediot]

Absolutely not.

[secreteary]

So you say, but I know the truth.

[eyediot]

No one will believe you.

[secreteary]

[ Martin scooches closer and bumps Jonah playfully with his hip. ]

Fine, then. I'll keep your secret.

[eyediot]

[He'll stumble half a step, but catches him easy enough.]

Thank you. I do like the idea of having one secret at least.

[secreteary]

Even your secrets that aren't really secrets?

[eyediot]

Well... No.

[Eye and all.]

[secreteary]

Hm. [ yeah, whoops. ]

I know a couple of poorly kept secrets of yours.

[ he leans in, and whispers dramatically: ]

For example, I happen to know...that you're adorable.

[eyediot]

[He leans in but-]

I'm not.

[secreteary]

You are. I have it on good authority. From multiple sources, even.

[eyediot]

You're biased and Tim enjoys any chance to see me squirm.

[secreteary]

So? I'm going to say it as many times as I have to for you to accept it.

[eyediot]

This is emotional warfare, I hope you realize.

[secreteary]

[ shrugs, grinning. ]

It's for a good cause, I think.

[eyediot]

I'm sure.

Just remember I can always return the favor.

[secreteary]

[ spider senses tingling ]

O-oh?

[eyediot]

I know you, Martin.

[secreteary]

N-now, see, that's not fair, I only have the noblest of intentions...

[eyediot]

A likely story, Mr. Blackwood.

[secreteary]

[ well!!! ]

If you keep this up, Mr. Sims, there will be no present for you. I will rescind your right to it.

[eyediot]

What-

Why do I have presents?

[secreteary]

...It's Christmas?

[eyediot]

...R-right. Of course.

[Sloooow exhale.]

Sorry, I'm still... getting used to being here. I wasn't expecting anything.