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[kayakking]

YET ANOTHER PSL AU POST BECAUSE WE ARE MONSTERS.



LITERALLY.


Kinda the premise.

Comments

[eyediot]

I'm fairly certain Tim will force me into it kicking and screaming, so I may as well come peacefully.

[secreteary]

[ congrats, Jonah! you made Martin laugh! ]

That's probably the smartest decision you can make.

[eyediot]

I think sometimes he may have been ready to do it quite literally.

[Just chuck that archivist over his shoulder and carry him in.]

[secreteary]

There's a part of me that likes to think I'd help if Tim asked.

[eyediot]

I know for a fact you would.

[secreteary]

You know I'm too wimpy to agree outright.

[eyediot]

I think it's more you would like seeing it happen.

[secreteary]

Okay, okay. Guilty. You carrying on and Tim completely not bothered...

[eyediot]

I hate that I can see it.

[secreteary]

I'll just have to the love the image enough for the two of us, then!

narrator: this is called 'foreshadowing'

[eyediot]

I suppose so. And I'll be glad until it eventually does happen.

sure is

[secreteary]

Don't lie; you'll be happy for it, too.

[eyediot]

Absolutely not.

[secreteary]

So you say, but I know the truth.

[eyediot]

No one will believe you.

[secreteary]

[ Martin scooches closer and bumps Jonah playfully with his hip. ]

Fine, then. I'll keep your secret.

[eyediot]

[He'll stumble half a step, but catches him easy enough.]

Thank you. I do like the idea of having one secret at least.

[secreteary]

Even your secrets that aren't really secrets?

[eyediot]

Well... No.

[Eye and all.]

[secreteary]

Hm. [ yeah, whoops. ]

I know a couple of poorly kept secrets of yours.

[ he leans in, and whispers dramatically: ]

For example, I happen to know...that you're adorable.

[eyediot]

[He leans in but-]

I'm not.

[secreteary]

You are. I have it on good authority. From multiple sources, even.

[eyediot]

You're biased and Tim enjoys any chance to see me squirm.

[secreteary]

So? I'm going to say it as many times as I have to for you to accept it.

[eyediot]

This is emotional warfare, I hope you realize.